a pugskin cloak
i cant wait to hurt this pug
bigbadegg: i don’t have bones i just flex really hard all the time and it keeps my body stable you cannot escape the skeletocracy, fool
reallyreallyreallytrying: cry into a jar, rest the jar, skim off the oils, cook some sad eggs for breakfast for someone who hurt your feelings
bigbadegg: have you ever said something you think was sort of funny well stop it right now it wasnt funny and youre not funny and ‘funny’ doesnt exist anymore because you ruined it. none of us will ever laugh again
maral reblogs stuff from me pretty often so i must be doing something right
boywitch: dont worry, if youre just NICE enough to your opressor SURELy theyll just, GIVE you freedom, out of the kindness of their wonderful filthy shit hearts, just as long as you comply perfectly with their ideations/expectations of you whilst simultaneously and constantly expressing your IMPRESSIVE and UNDYINGgratitude for the GREAT WAYS your oppressor has thrown you a scrap or two and...
bongsniffer: i wanna make love in this club. everyone please turn around
goatmusk replied to your post: i made a really good dinner! even though i almost… :c unfortunately you would not have liked it very much. but it was good. yolandi says hi. i added you on snapchat. you’re gorgeous. i hope you are feeling well
i made a really good dinner! even though i almost fell a bunch and did fall like twice. i was very dizzy but luckily there are lots of counters for me to lean on
the skeleton of beeform jerry seinfeld jacking off. is joke
a little sad fact about tae bo, is that billy...
i cosplay slenderman all the time except with a really good looking face and nice hair and without any weird tentacles and shit
diablod: the rules of jack off club: don’t talk about jack off club, don’t look greg in the eye while hes gettin rowdy or he’ll kill you, and never touch another JOers crystal
monetizeyourcat: jerkin jorkin jonkin jonk jonk [Law & Order noise]
Why aren't more people freaking out about the new...
monetizeyourcat: dancepunksnotdead: You know, the one that gives housewives/full-time mothers a pension— wages for housework? It’s ONLY A HUGE VICTORY FOR FEMINISM, SOCIALISM, AND WOMEN OF COLOR. Not a big deal or anything. Tumblr is mysteriously silent about this. http://rabble.ca/columnists/2013/05/venezuelas-new-labour-law-best-mothers-day-gift holy shit!
The Ad Hominem Fallacy Fallacy →
averyterrible: As a general response to claims of Ad Hominem, i refer all to this lovely discussion of the topic and how rare an ad hominem argument actually is.
the ratboy genius fandom
i wasn't aware blogging about jerking off, tae bo,...
"Top 10 Most Beautiful Nature Spots Around the...
mausspace: the dangers of using google translate for your tourism promotion site
thedeadflagbluesclues: Ratboy Genius Performs The Popular Hits Of Aphex Twin On His Magical Ukelele
while that previous post is interesting to read, im chuckling at the idea of deep analysis of The Fifth Element
thetruekilleroftheweek: daddyfuckedme: quoms: new atheism needs to be analysed as a religious movement because that is what it is Read More this sounds like the rantings of a schizophrenic I don’t think I have ever read a more butt hurt post in all my life. “We should have a religion where we think fuck all of everyone else because that’s so anti-religion” and I just need this guy to...
monetizeyourcat: verygruzi: hollywood actors are just really good looking people
i actually think my favorite part of that video is the reporter going “are you able to comprehend what happened to you?” and the old lady replies “oh, i know EXACTLY what happened.” just, completely shuts down that little condescension bit also put down the mic/camera and help the elderly woman dig her dog out of the rubble of their former home you awful piece of fucking...
bongsniffer: Eat Sleep Cats Weed: 9 Reasons Why I Can’t Stand Modern-Day Feminists eatsleepcatsweed: 1. They constantly victimize my gender, and I find it insulting. Treating women like victims instead of empowering them does nothing but hold us back.I don’t feel disadvantaged as a woman and I don’t need other women making me feel like a victim when I’m not. 2. They try to...
methlabrador: whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small. you know the ones i mean.
that guy’s forehead is a veritable unexplored frontier