July 2011
someone give me some sort of drugs
i am in agony
June 2011
doctor's appointment
my doctor is a jolly asian guy
i hope he knows how to fix my ear
The 50 Worst Things Glenn Beck Said On Fox News →
reallyfoxnews:
In honor of his impending Thursday departure, via Media Matters for America.
“Gasoline Brazil. Now why am I telling you about this? Have you heard of another word? Soros. George Soros. I do have a bulletproof car, George. I just want you to know.”
THINGS I HATE
thegrandgalacticinquisitor:
“EPIC” “LEGIT”
Murderface: HEY HEY! Why don't you just uhhh, why don't you just get out of here and let the big boys deal with this one. Or maybe just write it down in that stupid little book, you know, you file away with all receipts for your lollipops and your pretzels, idiot.
Ofdensen: Uhh... excuse me?
Murderface: I'm just messing with you, man!
Ofdensen: You uh, sure about that?
Murderface: Yeah, just pallin' around. Just being a little dick, you know.
“When Glenn Beck signs off today at the end of his last Fox News cablecast, he...”
–
David Zurawik for the Baltimore Sun, “Glenn Beck, Fox end dark, nasty cable era today.”
(via reallyfoxnews)
arialikesyou asked: i hope my college ID is the same story, but without me having to try
my high school ID photos were lulzworthy br0
my high school ID photos were lulzworthy br0
“It’s one thing to hear your grandad saying, “Why, I used to be crazy...”
– Maxwell Yezpitelok
“I’ve had librarians say to me, “People in my school don’t agree with...”
– David Levithan - Supporting Gay Teen Literature (via cake-light)
SERIOUSLY! I’m sick of LGBTQ culture being treated as just some political issue. Queer people aren’t just a handful of people who want to get married, okay? We’re real, and we’re fucking important, and we need to be represented...
