it’s 8:31 and i cant keep my eyes open anymore i made it like 26 hours go me. goodnight and thank you for being my friend
sending me naked picture (◕‿◕✿)
NOT taking criticism (◕‿◕✿)
the protocols of the learned elders of zion (◕‿◕✿)
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You don’t have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off. And while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the baby’s soft cartilage head into something a little more modern. It might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but let’s see where the dog is going with this.
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it’s called the Xbox One because that’s how many units they’re going to sell
Sorry but my money says they outsell the playstation 4 .Ragwolf60.did you just put a signature on that
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sext: i told my therapist all about you
Why Suburban Poverty Is Less Visible and More Insidious -
this article sounded more convincing than it actually was
the author’s bio says she lives in the DC area- that’s interesting because um, in between our rich suburbs, we have pocket suburbs of poverty, homelessness, gang violence (i am talking about certain parts of gaithersburg/montgomery village, for those montgomery county, md followers i have). like, to the point where they actually build suburban housing projects behind interstate highway barriers or in other places where they’re really obscured from view, but they’re there. pretty much everything this article is saying is completely true, at least around here from what i know.
aah, really? (´･ ･｀｡)
having lived in the bad part of DC briefly, i can safely say it was one of the most dangerous places i’ve lived. even the outlying cities like alexandria are pretty bad
im cute. elle sugars said so once so you know its true
fun fact: iraq, pakistan, afghanistan and saudi arabia have a higher percentage of women in the government than the us & the uk
another fun fact: white people tend to get very angry when you point this out to them
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“I ATE THE BONES”- Jesus
(Source: uffie, via pachydermous)
even at my “holy shit i feel awful” worst, i look really good
i have not slept and i regret it